100 Truths Meme (what even is this?)

Me got tagged by . Me do dis now.


001. Real Name : Alina
002. Nickname[s]: Piko, Piko-Chan, P!ko~Chan, Ali, Ibika, Smoo~chAn, Nyan~Pan, Pai*Pai, Nyeh (dafaq are those names anyway??)
003. Zodiac Sign : Aries
004. Male Or Female : Female 
005. Elementary : Done
006. Middle School : We don't have dis stuff in Germany?
007. High School : Graduated
008. Hair Color : dyed pink (actually an ugly greyish-blonde)
009. Long Or Short : In what context? :T
010. Loud Or Quiet : STFU-quiet. that kind
011. Sweats Or Jeans : depends
012. Phone Or Camera : A phone with camera? that saves money. a camera with which you can call somebody would be lit too though. (´q ` )
013. Health Freak : LOL I'm basically sick 6 days a week, every month, all year long.
014. Drink Or Smoke: Beer is breakfast. Smoking is disgusting af.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: eww
016. Political orientation: what do you care? xD
017. Piercings: they would bother me in my daily life tbh
018. Tattoos: hopefully this summer!

HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]:
019. Airplane : too much of a coward
020. Car Accident : minor ones, sure
021. Fist Fight : I got smacked across the faaaaace--! (ｏﾟﾛﾟ)≡ᓄΣ(ﾉ´*ω*｀)ﾉ

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing: My tooth pierced through my lip when I was younger. does that count?
023. First Best Friend : gawd I don't remember. I'm old ok?? ;;;;
024. First Instrument played: same. prob... some keyboard or whatever
025. First award: Äääh.. spelling? IDK
026. First Crush : I don't crush (⇀‸↼‶)
027. First Language: Deutsch
028. First Big Vacation : Define "big". Like- out of the country big? If so, when I was still in the womb, my mum went to France. As for born-me, Austria.

LASTS:
029. Last Person You Talked To : My mum
030. Last Person You Texted : 
031. Last Person You Watched : some peeps playing Overwatch (I don't have a list with ppl I "follow" on the i-net)
032. Last Food You Ate : Lachgummi
033. Last Movie You Watched : don't remember. the K-On!! movie maybe?
034. Last Song You listened To : I'm literally listening to music right now. I'm not gonna write that all down :'D
035. Last Thing You Bought : Melon Ice Cream
036. Last Person You Hugged : I'm not a big hugger, sooo.. I have NO idea ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FAVES:
037. Food : usually hearty/umami and sweet stuff? IDK
038. Drinks : Peach iced tea, lemon physalis tea, various fruit juices, varieties of coffee, etc.
039. Clothing : Anything that is comfy and looks nice to me
040. Book : Uuuuuurgh.. I don't knoooow
041. Colour: It changes all the time
042. Flower : Ok look--
043: Music : It feels like I've answered this a thousand times already--
044. Movies : So I'm just gonna ignore them all--
045. Shoes : kay thx bye--
046. Subjects: I liked German, English, Art (but not the theory, haha), Music, History

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [] Kissed In The Snow (I don't kiss eww)
048. [] Celebrated Halloween (Me German. Me don't care.)
049. [X] Had Your Heart Broken (It just stayed that way from way back when, so now I don't give a fuck)
050. [] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone (what minutes?)
051. [X] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation (hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAA I question it daily myself c: )
052. [X] Came Outta The Closet: ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(๑ʘ∀ʘ)┘ ELLO BITCHES SUP??
053. [] Gotten Pregnant (eww babies)
054. [] Had An Abortion (nopes)
055. [X] Done Something You've Regretted (Isn't that what life's about? lel)
056. [X] Broke A Promise (I'm human. YOU MAY PUT ME IN JAIL IF YOU SO DESIRE!)
057. [X] Kept A Secret (I'm also nice apparently, hähähä)
058. [X] Pretended To Be Happy (aka everyday, otherwise ppl get annoyed 8D )
059. [] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life (for the effing WORSE. wait- was that last year? na, prob not)
060. [] Pretended To Be Sick (I used to though. "mum I can't go to school I have... cancer and stuff" :U )
061. [X] Left The Country (Hello, world~)
062. [X] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it (because I'm a coward and never do stuff. By default some of that stuff doesn't suck as much xD)
063. [X] Cried Over The Silliest Thing (prob every Pixar movie in existence)
064. [] Ran A Mile (Not a mile, but a kilometre, you heathens )
065. [] Went To The Beach (and dug a whole. because I'm german. it's what we do. well, not in 2016. I miss the ocean orz)
066. [X] Stayed Single (that's a rlly dumb thing to mention wow. but yeah sure. where's my award? (◉‿◉) )

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating : Nothing
068. Drinking : Ice Tea with ice cubes (bc it's so hoooot *melts*)
069. Getting Ready To : go to bed (ᵕ≀ ̠ᵕ )zzzz
070. Listening To : Vocaloid<3
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today : Watch more Overwatch, play Etrian Odyssey, draw some stuff, work on character designs
072. Waiting For : better days?

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want Kids : eww tiny humans and even more responsabilities
074. Want To Get Married : eww useless expensive things and a title/status I don't care about bc I'm not religious
075. Careers in mind : eww.. no, wait- fuck

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL :
076. Lips Or Eyes : I don't care
077. Shorter Or Taller : I literally don't care
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous: like I care so little--
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms : --it's actually quite astonishing really
080. Sensitive Or Loud : pls don't scream that'd be swell
081. Hookup Or Relationship: neither pls gawd （；￣д￣）
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant : what does that even mean jeez. you're all wonderful in your own way ok?

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost Glasses/Contacts : no. I'm super careful with my belongings.
084. Ran Away From Home : Haha, well I tried to anyway xD
085. Held A Weapon, For self defense: I couldn't hurt anybody even if I wanted to. so hrrr nah.
086. Killed Somebody : riiiiiiiiiiiiight. of COURSE I did......... memes are getting more ridiculous every year.. ＿ﾉ乙(､ﾝ､)_
087. Broken Someone's Heart : probably, who am I kidding here?
088. Been Arrested : nä

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself : noooouuuuu, a definite and firm "no"
091. Miracles : nein
092. Love At First Sight : nay
093. Heaven : non
094. Santa Claus : いいえ
096. Magic : нет

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now : No. I generally don't like people?
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life : Pffff-- no.
099. Do You Believe In God: Still no.
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag five People:


whatever. do this if you like aka are really damn bored. I'm dead now bye. _.(´ཀ`」 ∠):_ …